Putin ally dies after falling down stairs on day of Russia mobilization


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"That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point."

"Well, how is it untypical?"

"Well, there are a lot of people using stairs all around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen … I just don’t want people thinking that russian stairs aren’t safe.“

"Was this stair safe?"

"Well I was thinking more about the other ones…"

"The ones that are safe…"

"Yeah…the ones that don’t kill you if you’re a Putin ally"

"Well, if this wasn’t safe, why was it used by a Putin ally?"

"Well, I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones."


"Well, some of them are built so they wouldn’t kill you at all."

"Wasn’t this built so it wouldn’t kill you at all?“

"Well, obviously not."

"How do you know?"

"Well, ‘cause it killed the guy, he fell 6 flight of stairs into the deep while repeatedly stabbing himself in the back, It’s a bit of a give-away. I would just like to make the point that that is not normal."

"Well, what sort of standards are these stairs built to?"

"Oh, very rigorous … post-Sovjet Union engineering standards."

"What sort of things?"

"Well they’re not supposed to stab you in the back, for a start."

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